The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will
ask Joe.’
The teacher asked, ‘What if Joe went to hell?’
The little girl replayed, ‘Then you ask him’!!
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A kindergarten teacher was observing classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing GOD.’ The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what exactly GOD looks like.’ Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They’ll in a minute.’!!
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A kindergarten teacher was observing classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing GOD.’ The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what exactly GOD looks like.’ Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They’ll in a minute.’!!
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One day a little boy was sitting and watching his
mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. He suddenly noticed that his mother
had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head. He looked at his mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?’ His mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something
wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.’ The little boy
thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Momma, how come ALL
of grandma’s hairs are white?’!!
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The children had all had been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade each of them to buy a copy of the group picture.
‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say, ‘There’s Aditi, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Amith, He’s a doctor.’ A small
voice at the back of the room rang out, ‘And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.’!!
The children had all had been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade each of them to buy a copy of the group picture.
‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say, ‘There’s Aditi, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Amith, He’s a doctor.’ A small
voice at the back of the room rang out, ‘And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.’!!
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood
on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in
the face.’ ‘Yes,’ the class said. ‘Then why is it that while I am standing
upright in the ordinary position the blood flow won’t turn my feet red?’ A
little fellow shouted, ‘Cause your feet ain’t empty.’So the bottom line of all these stories are: "Knowing a lot of facts is not the same as being smart."
